10 Funny Bug Jokes and Riddles

There are lots of silly bug riddles and jokes out there. Here are some of my favorite bug riddles. Q: Why do ants dance on jelly jars?A: Because the lids say twist to open. Q: Where do bees wait for a ride?A: At the buzz stop! Q: What game do ants play with elephants?A: Squash! Q: What did the judge say when the stinkbug entered the courtroom?A: Odor in the court! Q: What was the last thing to go through the bugs mind when he hit the windshieldA: His rear end! Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?A: Should we walk home or take a dog? Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?A: Turns over a new leaf. Q: Why did the fly fly?A: Because the spider spied her. Q: Whats green and jumps a mile per minute?A: A grasshopper with the hiccups! Q: Whats smaller than an ants mouth?A: An ants dinner!